and imagine what Tony would think - standing there on his brand new feet, on the brink of the beginnings of mankind as we know it - if he could look forward just a few short hundreds of millions of years to see one of his descendants, an Israeli Jew by the name of Jesus, having a nail hammered through his feet, the very feet that Tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a sort of schizophrenic discourse with the God, who was created by man to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony